Rules and Regulations

I think God doesn't like me (well, that might actually have something to o with the fact that I'm too fond of the guy either). I found out the other day that Rufus Wainwright was coming back to Montreal for an aditionnal concert date. So I tried to get tickets on Friay but the server wouldn't work all weekend. SO I called and they said I should wait until Monday but that there were tickets left. So I go to the place today and they tell me that it's sold out!!!SOLD OUT!!They told me no one could buy tickets during the weekend cause everything was down and now it's sold out!What the fuck!Rufus was alreaduy here in May but I was in stupid Australia so I missed him.Thank God he lives here and often performs but still. It sucks cause I was supposed to get tickets.
Anyway. I might go on tour with a friend of mine who is a singer.That could be a lot of fun. I would be backstage during festivals:D:D:D YAY

Devilish devilish

It's so hot outside.I'm not getting out of the house today.Although it's pretty hot inside as well.We have no food left...Have to go grocery shopping.Probably will go around 8 when it cools down a little bit.I should go to my dad's pool but it's to far away and I don't walk to walk.But it's all good.Better sun than rain.
I'm gonna grab some Ben and Jerry ice cream.Chunky Monkey or something.That's ALWAYS good.If I lived on a planet whee it could be physically possible to have sex with food it would be either Vanilla Cookie Dough/Brownie Ben and Jerry ice cream or a Cinnamon Frappucino from Starbucks.But I would probably die before having sex with it.Just the idea is very tempting.
Will Lindsay Lohan have Starbucks in jail?I DON'T THINK SO!...I'm mean.Sorry. Just sick of these Hollywood brats.
I really think the actor (Michel) from the Gilmore Girls lives near my place. I go jogging in the park at the same time every evening and he's always there.It's fun.

OH NO!!!

Oh Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay.What have you done again!This kid needs serious help.Maybe a stay in prison and new parents who can actually teach her a thing or two.
Anyway.I finished the HP book on Sunday.It's brilliant!!I loved it!Now I'm kinda sad it's all over.Come back Harry!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRYYY

I'VE GOT IT!I'VE GOT IT!!!Got it midnight last night. Long line but a LOT of fun.Only adults.There real owls there.How crazy is that?:DYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY.I off.Have to read it.I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY SECRETS!!!

Rich and famous

so...ermmmm.Posh and Becks are on the front page of W magazine (u you know the one Brangelina were in before they got together) and let me tell you, Beck is hotter than I thought.And I think their marital life mus not be that boring, according to the pictures.I would have that man in bed anytime.He doesn't even have to ask...He's got nice tattoos ;) She is a little skinny.Looks like you could break her into.How did she carry three kids?
Speaking of pregnancy: I'm not really sure if Nicole Richie is pregnant but if she is, she's better get a little fatter...or less skinny.Seriously.She CANNOT carry a child.She's flesh and bones.
There are some cute kids in Hollywood these days:The Jolie-Pitt kids are adorable, especially Maddox and Shiloh; Ben Affleck's kid is cute, though I have no clue what her name is;Courtney Cox's girl is cute as well
But these kids have the weirdest names:
Apple Martin
Suri Cruise
Rumer and Tallulah Belle Moore-Willis (first one sounds like Hummer)
Peaches Honeyblossom and Fifi Trixibelle Geldof (what the?? I'm not even gonna start on that one)
Coco Cox-Arquette (Good luck for her when she has to learn how to pronounce this one), Phinnaeus and Hazel Roberts
Rainbow Joan of Arc Phoenix (Joaquin Phoenix's sister. Ouch! For God's sake she was burnt alive)
And recently, Kerri Russell decided to name her kid River. RIVER! "Hi! My name is River. I live in the forest and my hair is made of droplets."
There's this boxing Champion George Foreman who had 7 kids, including one girl. He named all the boys George (I, II, II, IV, V, VI) and the girl Georgetta. Now, he must have a HUGE ego. And how do you do when you only want to call one of them!"Hey, George the third, come down for a minute" Well that's easy. Good start in life, kids.
It's a scary world out there in celebrity land, let me tell ya. Those kids won't get beaten up in school because they have rich parents and because they'll all probably look really good in highschool (which is REALLY unfair because you're NOT supposed to look good at that age. It's a rule. But, again, celebrity planet is not the real world.UNFAIR!).

Fabulously Lazy

Shiloh makes me laugh.He can go crazy sometimes and jump around. Then he sits down and literally falls asleep. Like he falls on the floor and sleeps. Cute. He thinks I'm he's mom though. That's a little weird.....
If you've seen Ocean's 13, you'll have noticed that Brad and George got even better. I did not think this was possible. But APPARENTLY the world is unfair.Since when is getting older something good?You're supposed to look, well...old.Well, Brad and George don't want it that way. Fine with me.I enjoy it.If only I could get closer to them.
I'm starting to like Angelina Jolie...I know it's weird.But I have no reason not to like her. I thought she was a bad actress but I watched The Good Shepherd the other day and thought she was pretty good. And she is beautiful.So.Yeah.I like her.And Brad looks happy. And they have cute kids.
I won't talk about Paris Hilton cause she makes me angry and should return to jail just because it's fun. More celebrity kids should actually go to jail. It maybe clear their heads.

Hello, Kitty!

I GOT A NEW CAT!!!His name is Shiloh (I know Brad's kid has the same name but I just thin it's a cute name). He's 2 1/2, gray and white. Real cute and tiny. A little scared but funny.Bought hm from a shelter because he was abandoned a couple of days before.