Rich and famous

so...ermmmm.Posh and Becks are on the front page of W magazine (u you know the one Brangelina were in before they got together) and let me tell you, Beck is hotter than I thought.And I think their marital life mus not be that boring, according to the pictures.I would have that man in bed anytime.He doesn't even have to ask...He's got nice tattoos ;) She is a little skinny.Looks like you could break her into.How did she carry three kids?
Speaking of pregnancy: I'm not really sure if Nicole Richie is pregnant but if she is, she's better get a little fatter...or less skinny.Seriously.She CANNOT carry a child.She's flesh and bones.
There are some cute kids in Hollywood these days:The Jolie-Pitt kids are adorable, especially Maddox and Shiloh; Ben Affleck's kid is cute, though I have no clue what her name is;Courtney Cox's girl is cute as well
But these kids have the weirdest names:
Apple Martin
Suri Cruise
Rumer and Tallulah Belle Moore-Willis (first one sounds like Hummer)
Peaches Honeyblossom and Fifi Trixibelle Geldof (what the?? I'm not even gonna start on that one)
Coco Cox-Arquette (Good luck for her when she has to learn how to pronounce this one), Phinnaeus and Hazel Roberts
Rainbow Joan of Arc Phoenix (Joaquin Phoenix's sister. Ouch! For God's sake she was burnt alive)
And recently, Kerri Russell decided to name her kid River. RIVER! "Hi! My name is River. I live in the forest and my hair is made of droplets."
There's this boxing Champion George Foreman who had 7 kids, including one girl. He named all the boys George (I, II, II, IV, V, VI) and the girl Georgetta. Now, he must have a HUGE ego. And how do you do when you only want to call one of them!"Hey, George the third, come down for a minute" Well that's easy. Good start in life, kids.
It's a scary world out there in celebrity land, let me tell ya. Those kids won't get beaten up in school because they have rich parents and because they'll all probably look really good in highschool (which is REALLY unfair because you're NOT supposed to look good at that age. It's a rule. But, again, celebrity planet is not the real world.UNFAIR!).